It began with me telling Sean I had a weird dream over MSN.
It was to purely EPIC, the conversation that followed, that I had to share.

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Me:
-I had the WEIRDEST dream last night ._.
-I can't even remember most of it other then everyone was trying to escape across the border because there was a zombie out break in the USA. But it was ONLY in the US for some reason >.>
-Anyway the boarders where all backed up at Mexico because they didn't wanna let people cross over and this guy was being a total dick about something and he shot a family that wasn't even infected
-so I got all up in his face about it and he backed down...then I stole his knife. He had a really really nice knife
-hold on, Gotta make lunch

Sean:
-lol
-Why were you at the southern border of the US?

Me:
-I dunno, maybe I was looking for Jonny boy.
-Anyway so like that wasn't even the end of it, because this guy started telling his story about how he escaped when his brother became a zombie and it was like freaking classic Mario and it was weird because I was seeing through is eyes, then somewhere alone the way it became a conspiracy thriller on board that ship from wall-E
-Only Leung was an intergalactic spy and I was his assistant....and I where the ships autopilot
-I'm not making this up, I fucking swear I dreamed it

Sean:
-lol

Me:
-Anyway after that happened, I was in a tiny room that looked like something from silent hill and there was something following me though I never knew what but I finally found the way out because I was underground but the stairs up where suddenly like, classic old Victorian England style hand rails and as I got to the street it was a perfect winter scene with a horse and a carriage with snow drifting
-and a voice said "welcome to Christmas in Michigan"
-And then I woke up ._.
-EXPLAIN THIS TO ME! D8

Sean:
-Michigan is the answer to everything
-Let's see.....I can probably put something together to connect it all
-The H1Z1 Virus has broken out, slowly turning people into zombies. The government has kept it hush-hush so far, and have begun a secret project to move the population into space to avoid it, because there is no cure and the entire population would otherwise be doomed.
-However, you and Leung, on a mission from another planet to discover the workings of the US government's new underground interplanetary travel plan, discover the secret of the H1Z1 outbreak, and alert the nation
-The two of you take it upon yourselves to help the uninfected out of the country before it spreads, ending you up on the US-Mexico border, where you make friends with one of your followers
-Because of your abilities as a robot deep-space autopilot, you are able to experience his memories first hand to understand every place that he has been.

Me:
-o_o
-I'm so reposting this conversation in my journal

Sean:
-lol
-Oh, and the government catches you at the border and locks you away in a secret prison cell under Detroit, where the project is taking place, but you escape, though Leung has been taken for questioning and you couldn't save him
-And its December
-I'm done

Me:
-Brilliant

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Yup. THAT is what my brain dose when I sleep. That THAT is why I keep Sean.